Not another recap listing right? Wrong, am going to discuss in detail what happened in purgatory recent months. In order of appearances:
1) I have to discuss the Italian Stalion again because after his first exit he decided he wanted back in and came with the excuse that he did not know up front the girl was under age, by that time I was still less amused and said my goodbyes and wanted to stick by it. Drat my weak heart decided he could have a second chance because everybody deserves one right? We started texting again, he promised it was over with the young pretty face and he still was very into me. The eager dick pics were coming in again on a daily basis. Jerking off vids the works. But a reallife meeting was still not mentioned or in the pipeline. Then facebook send me a friendship suggestion (based on my phonelist contacts where i have his mobilenumber stored in memory) IT WAS HIM!!!! He lied about being Italian and his birthplace was not Italy its freaking Iraq. There is no mentioning of his partner, a blond polish woman that he lives with, a bunch of children and as a good muslim a lot of mentioning of him I shall not name, it honestly put me off again the second time. When he texted me I told him about what I saw on his facebook. He nonchalantly said yeah I am half Italion, I said sure why hide the other half of you then? And lie about it. With me I have a rule, you lie and I find out about it, you are out. You get two strikes, you are exit.
2) Right about the same time my partner tried to find me some big black cock, a BBC I will call him. Ok this one was a headcase too. Showed me two pics of his Cock, huge fucking dick 32 cm hanging in between his legs way down to his knees even. It is a monster. I got scared even thinking it will not fit, I am a tiny tiny woman. Anyway we started chatting on kik and I saw his profile pic, looked a lot like the Weekend but eh we’ll know when we video call if he’s a look a like or faking right? Wrong. When we did video call his camera was allways off. He wanted to look at me though. He told me because of his job his cameras on all devices were shut off for security reasons as his business is in high risk security. He boasted about his sexlife, always having two women there pleasuring him together. I told him straight that he did not need me and my libido and sexual experiences were not up to his level and thought ok this is the end of it, exit BBC. He kept on messaging me with promisses that he wanted to hire me as his personal assistent. I could drive in one of his 5 cars, I played along and told him I wanted this type of scooter. A phatbike city Coco. He ordered one for me. Made an appointment for breastsimplant consult with a plastic surgeon friend of his, as a joke I said throw in some Lipo for my tummy and I am game. He was a faker ofcourse, my gut told me that in all the colors of a flying rainbow, but still I would have been happy with the 32 cm dick that my pussy would get to experience. Not…exit lover, or so I thought. He was like a fish on the hook lying belly up still squirming. And he was still texting me out of the blue trying to scam me into believing his bullshit stories. By now I have had enough and asked not to contact me any further. He was not worthy my attention anymore and I wanted to leave it at that. Exit, stage right.
3) Did I mention the young fuck of last year? 22 y he is now I guess. In a weak moment I texted him again saying I still think about him sometimes and forgetting him is hard and not knowing if we would have clicked IRL is still very hard to let go. I did not expect him to answer my text but he said the feeling was mutual, that he still had feelings for me too. We started chatting again intensely and decided we should try and meet eachother again. We set a time and a date. Like the first time we did that last year, he again stood me up and did not resurface online again. Exit lover, twice. Me feeling like a donkey…
4) Young fuck number two. Also 21 years, got in via kik messenger out of the blue said hi. Our texting shortly turned into sexting, snapchat video calling him masturbating from the waste down filming it, me naked in the shower. Anyway it soon turned a bit weird. He got clingy real fast, wanted me to have him as my one and only lover, jealous even. Saying he needed to fuck me without comdom, wanting to get me pregnant and so on. Yeah, lifting up my one eyebrow. Thinking this would bring in huge drama and complications in my life and into my steady relationship I have with my partner. This is bad seed. Please exit, honestly right?
5) After these four disasters I felt like a train wreck. My partner decided to put up an add on SDC (swingers dating community) the largest dating website for swingers, mentioned it before. Who wants to come and pleasure my wife? He put in a date and time. And not tooting my own horn but there were so many reply messages from men left, right and center. Ofcourse it lifted my ego. He sifted through the initial batch and left a few in the inbox for me to go through. By now he knows my type. Also we have a few criteria we select people on. I went through their profiles, asked for a clear face picture and selected the ones I thought I could have sex with. Send them my contact details and lets the chatting commence. I hit it off with two of them and they both did not mind to come in and fuck me in a threesome together. So I envited them both to come on the speeddate add my partner put online. One showed, the other did not. Number one that showed was an amazing lover. On a sexual level we have great compatibility. He kisses nice, he has very pretty eyes and I love the way he smells. Also his pupils turn into stripes, like a lizard, when he is fucking me hard and intense. He tought me a few new positions, how to take in his cock very deep in my throat, gag and not throw up. How to make sucking motions with my pussy while he is inside, like sucking his dick but not with my mouth obviously but with the puss. His wife knows of his out the house trips into purgatory to have sex with other people, he lives a 20 min drive away, he brings and uses his own comdoms. And occasionally brings in one of his mates so I can have sex with three men. Handle three cocks at the same time inside of me. Very horny I can tell you that. He has come to see me now on a regular basis, which is awesome. Good lay, he can stay.
6) The one that did not show wanted a second chance to make it up to me. Work got in the way and he was sorry. Sure you can honey, you always get a second chance. And I am happy to say the sex was awesome. Make up sex always is. We fucked like we were newlyweds. We did every position and the stamina of this guy is even higher then number one. I thought he was a good lay, this one was an awesome lay. Will he return for seconds, not sure honestly. He made me feel special and he comfirmed that the feeling was intense and mutual, unusually intimate and like I was his girlfriend intense kind of sex. I guess I did good then.
7) And then there is the Last man standing. Mister Kismet I will call you. (Because I know he’ll be reading this.) We are at the stage that a time and date will be set, soon. I am waiting for my work schedule. If it were up to me he would have been into my pants yesterday. He makes me that horny. When I masturbate thinking of him touching my private parts I cum so hard its amazing. This man is so my type that I know this could be dangerous teritory. We are so in sync I feel he is reading my mind and talking to him is so easy. He does not really have to read my blog to understand me, we click on a different level then I have ever experienced before. For him I keep my fingers crossed and legs wide open hoping we will experience ecstasy in eachothers arms, soon, quando quando quando.