Remembrance

it is very late at night and I suddenly got this feeling to check some of my earlier writings. Like reaching back for that old and lost diary. What happened four years back in my life? Oh yes silly stuff like falling in love with Ivan Rusilko, then with some unknown guy who lived in the UK. Guess I grew up, or grew a pair as they say. I left cyber, became an adult at 40, life is tough blah bleh, my kid needs food and clothes, working two jobs, jada jada, the love of my life is apparently the father of my son. Heartaches do stop hurting at some point. Big giant holes are filled eventually and finding true love and romance is less important then fighting to stay alive. Does that mean the romantic in me has died? Perhaps. Did I become more realistic or pragmatic, less stupid or more cynical? Will I make the same mistakes twice, God I hope not. Cyber is not that interesting anymore and where do I find time. Ok so note to self, for when I check back here in 4 years into the future, am currently 40 years, have an 8 year old son, fighting to keep head above water because of bankruptcy, stopped writing silly notions, no sign of crush on Ivan, or any other cybermen, heart still in one piece, made actual friend of William Haviland (piano man, am his number one fan). Do I have any goals or prospects for the next 4 years? I do have sort of a bucketlist yes. Traveling is high on the list. There are certain cuisines of certain countries I realy would like to try out. I never been on a skateboard, try that out once. See a very big waterfall. Go to a concert of Maroon 5. Once I would like to go to a startrek convention and dress up like a starfleet officer. I would like to go truffle hunting in Italy with a special truffle seeking dog or pig. Go on a cruiseship, a very luxurious one on the caribean sea. Wear a beautifull dress and actually look nice in it. So no wishes to win the nobel price, find a cure for cancer or jump from an high altitude. But I did cure my suicidal tendencies, healed my broken heart and gotten over my rotten childhood. I forgave and said goodbye to my mother and the past and I live in the now. 
Acceptance

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Catfishing for poligamy

Recently I came to realise this socalled phrase and what it means in todays settings. I believe a lot of people know what it means and its perhaps a wellknown phrase, not just a new phenomena or popular word derived from the tv reality drama on MTV called Catfish. If it is a new word please forgive me, english is not my native language and I need somewhat a build up to this story. The reason for bringing this up is my personal experience with the online world and peoples behavior on it. If you have read some of my other blogs, its not too positive, neither is what I have experienced. Its a slippery slope of debauchery and hatefull maliscious malevolent barren waste of a land where a various range of lost souls wander. Some get hurt, some hurt and some do it intentionally. Not all is evil, its necessary to find some kind of release as humans, so I have been told and in this wasted space, I did form a few lasting friendships. Met many extraordinary people who can write extremely beautiful and kind things. Can lift your spirit and feel content with your life as it is. Through the wirlwind of emotions to comprehend what it all means there is no excuse for intentionally hurting someone by contacting them online specifically to lie and deceive a person. I do realise its so easy to hide your true nature, true purpose and identity online. Through my experiences I have become truly wary and scared to venture out there. At one point in my life I wanted to experience, somewhat naive and stupid I know, a big love afair online. I wanted someone to sweep me of my feet and make me fall madly in love. Setting it all in motion myself I fell in love with Andy. My friends warned me his intensions were not real or truthfull, to me it felt real. He pulled back when I told him I allso have a son, luckily for us after my heart was shattered into pieces, it did not break forever. This is a lifetime away but got reminded of it when I watched the tv reality show Sisterwives. Yes I guess it must seem I watch a lot of these reality garbage, believe me when I say I think its relatively under control! I watch more cooking programs but the lives of the family Brown who live the lifestyle of poligamy intrigues me. No I would not be suited for the lifestyle myself but I have absolutely nothing against it. So many women do not know that their husbands have secret afairs, intimacies or relationships behind their backs that I think that is wrong. Behind poligamy is a religion (mr. Smith would say a cult – and perhaps he is right). I find some parts of religion beautiful. Lets ignore the parts I find despicable. The sense of peace people get from their religion and belief to me is beautiful. The strenght to live their lives how they see fit and the strong bond they form together as a family and with their God I can admire. We all have are own God, and we should not judge eachother. Why waste energy with bashing hatefull comments about this family? Oh you mean that whats portraited on this reality show is not real or truthfull or honest? Ha! That is the world of media where we live in. I could choose to look at the dispicable things that people voice in their opinions, all the horrible comments but also all the positive ones but in the end what does that all matter? If the Browns are sensible they ignore the Web completely. Why do you want to read all those hatefull things about yourself. With that said why do we venture online? Why do we post mondane useless information about our day to day life on social media? Why do we want to share information about ourselves with others? This species and what it does truly gives me a headache for wondering. All my life I have been asking questions, getting less answers. I think we all have a form of exibitionism to various degree and that first of all it started out for the Brown family to go public because there are a lot of negative opinions about poligamy out there that are the result of ignorance. Not really knowing that it is not about worshipping a cultleader and group sex, heaven forbid. Its about a very very large family that are very close but have the same challenges as other families but then plural. Looking at my own family background, heaven helped me that that was not multiplied. I think that is the stuff to admire, that they pull together no matter what.  I want to believe that their succes in family life is that love is at the root of things. All the rest is just grey area and noise. So I certainly have respect for them that they can manouver themselves as they do in this whole media frenzy and online buzzing around them. Living in such a fishtank can not be pleasent or productive for good family life. I wish them good luck and to Meri in particular who lived through online horror and hurt. You will pick up the pieces that is your heart, you are worthwhile to be loved and you are not alone.

  

Colin

You have been waiting most anxiously for this and now the words finally come pouring out of me I have trouble how to describe you horny devil. Shall I stay with the true story how we met, will it be my usual angle how twitter is the aquivalent of purgatory and i had ventured the gates of hell to get a glimpse of all you fornicating souls out there? Shall I discuss that twitter has become a wellknown cruising ground for all and picking up men and women has become more easier now then ever. It has become possible for a 39 year old to feel attracted to a 72 year old, yes because before, your age is more evident in your physical appearance, its in your voice, in what you wear and so on. In twitter one must seduce in somewhat short, sentences and how witty one can be in catching someones attentions. This gentleman in question suddenly “starred” many of my pictures…and yes it were my naughty porn pictures. That said a lot of him, says a lot of me, but I am somewhat incognito. Using an alias and have no personal information available on my profile. This guy had his whole life bio summed up in just a few characters. Very impressive indeed:

Merchant Navy, 70s powerboat racer, business Man, 3 London Marathon, PPL, 8 Wars, 8 Other Int Nat Aid, Brit Red X/ICRC/Fed, Dont Dream!

Ofcourse do i screen on picture too and are SO bored with the very suddenly Hi-here-is-my-penis-pic. Sometimes you can’t feel it coming or have tried many times in vain to ask kindly not to send nude pics of the one eyed snake too soon, but it seems lately its the norm. Hi, I am horny, are you horny too, here is my dick!! And none of these words are spoken out loud and suddenly in the middle of introduction there is this piece of male anatomy staring you in the face.

Luckily Colin did not introduced himself flashing the meat, but is highly sexually motivated indeed. And maybe its a good thing Twitter is used for hooking up and sexting strangers all over the world. It spices up your life.

To be honest in my conversations with Colin it has made me wonder how it would be like to have sex with him. I have not done the sexchat and full cam on exposure god forbid. I am much too insecure for seeing myself on cam fingering my wet cunt and trying to get the guy to wank himself, thats not for me. I might have done that when I was ten years younger.

That makes me wonder how its possible that he still, at 72, has the apetite for it. Its all in good shape and working order and yes I have seen the “proof”. Amazing really.

Is it because he is brittish? I must say I have an unusual attraction to the brittish male. What is it about them I find so extraordinary sexy. Is it the accent? Their attitude, sexappeal? I don’t think I will ever know.

Ok I will finish now with a bit of smut. Which I promised to Colin and I abhore breaking promises. So no flash nudity, my fanny is private. But a smut warning it is. This is how i fantasize how mister Colin and I have an intimate innuendo.

Ok I got to set the mood here. Have some Jon Secada in the background singing (Oh God what a voice that man has) just hearing his voice, my panties are getting damp. Knowing Colin he can’t wait to take them off with his teeth. And bury his tongue between my legs right on my sensitive nub, soflty licking my clit until I come undone. His lips are tender, sucking and kissing, getting all of my juices. It intoxicates him more and more and he needs to free his hard cock out of his breeches. Palming himself, stroking himself frantically. Setting a fast pace, rubbing his engorged hard member to almost climax himself, but waiting patiently till I orgasm first. He pulls me down by my legs and buries himself deep inside. Taking himself and me to an even higher place. Moaning and stroking and panting and kissing in a hot fever. Turning me over on my belly and fucking me from behind like a wild animal. Howling like a wolf when he reaches his peak. The feeling in his balls squeezing tighter and the all familiar ache between my legs and belly when his cock seems to become just a bit larger making me splinter into my second orgasm. As we cum together he whispers hoarsely in my ear “you are like a brilliant star in the sky – you are my star in the sky of many”

Jon Secada – Por Amor [con letra subtitulada] http://youtu.be/7mGO_tyoYsA

To @GaryCSilvers two years later

This is what a wrote him previously:

This song came to mind as I play the part of Dulcinea in twitterdom. In reality I am not as harsh and beaten down by life, yet. Though I fear if we talk in a few more years, I will be.

Reading about your thoughts and feelings, one can’t but wonder you are like the man who is the portrayer of this song. Singing his song, blurring reality and creating a vision of his own.

I have dreamed thee too long,
Never seen thee or touched thee.
But known thee with all of my heart.
Half a prayer, half a song,
Thou hast always been with me,
Though we have been always apart.

Dulcinea… Dulcinea…
I see heaven when I see thee, Dulcinea,
And thy name is like a prayer
An angel whispers… Dulcinea… Dulcinea!

We are both fighting with demons and dragons disguised as windmills. The wish to find the one that will somehow fill that piece we miss in our soul, that true conviction that person is out there, even trying to find him/her by venturing the slippery slopes of twitter and into the gates of purgatory. Chasing images, seduced by siren songs of cowboys and angels, forging friendships truly dear to us by means of just one click away. It is a wonderful fantasy world where we can be just about anybody but wanting it to be real.

I am Dulcenea, just a common whore. Wearing the same dress, working every day towards a dream that one day I can be free. Dreaming to find my Don, the one that can look past my sins and facade. The one who will love me for me. Batteling fearless for me. Slaying my demons and dragons just for a promised kiss. The one who will be with me and knows without any doubt in his heart that I am his, and he is mine.

Man of La Mancha, where are you?

A year later:

Today of all days I wondered about Gary. Is he still fighting the windmills? Again I think our lives move similarly on oposite side of the atlantic. Too distracted by real life issues and less time fighting demons in purgatory twitterhell.
I did find my man of La Mancha. It turned out to be mr. Smith of all people. He reminded me that not all new things are better because they shine and are sparkly. The old is worthwhile fighting for. Fighting the dragons together is better then being alone. So i hung up my dress and left purgatory.
Sometimes I do wonder which way i went though….

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Almost 100 with William

Not often you come across someone so talented, unique, funny and just amazing. I can’t believe I got him to do my questions and it took me over a year to ask him to participate but I finally got the nerve and asked him on twitter, where we first started chatting. I first saw him on youtube by accident searching for George Michael vids and he played “Cowboys and Angels” on his piano. It did not take me long to download more of his work and become his number one fan. Soon after I bought all his albums in itunes and stalked him on twitter. I wrote a bit or two about him in my blog and we share this joke that I am truly his number one fan due to I am him his only fan. Which in all honestly can’t be true I tell him everytime we joke about it. This interview is especially for all of his fans out there who want to find out more about the man behind such beautifull music.
Here is almost one hundred with my dear William.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
No.
2. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No.
3. What are you excited for?
Creating new music. When I get new ideas in my head/playing around with them. That excites me.
4. What did you have for breakfast?
Tea and buttered toast.
5. What colour are your eyes?
Blue. And they sparkle, so I am told.
6. When was the last time you had icecream?
About a month ago. Which is a pity, as I love ice cream.
7. When was the last time you had a nightmare?
I often have very bizarre, but not unpleasant, dreams. Last nightmare? Probably a year or so ago.
8. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Fundamentally, no. But I guess I am always evolving.
9. Are you in a good mood?
Today, yes. It’s Friday!
10. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Saturday is film night, plus dinner, with my best friend.(snap)
11. What are you going to spend money on next?
In my fantasy: a new digital piano. In reality: groceries.
12. What is the last song you worked on?
A piano tutorial for the theme from Castle In The Sky.
13. When was the last time you cried?
A week ago.
14. Have you ever swum naked?
Yes.
15. Who do you take after, your mom or your dad?
Both in different ways. I think more my dad, overall.
16. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My good friend regularly texts me swear words. Puerile, but for some reason I always find it funny.
17. When you play the piano is there someone you think of?
I often think of the songwriter/composer. What were they thinking to create that particular song/piece.
18. Yamaha or Steinway?
Steinway.
19. How do you really feel about twitter?
Mixed feelings. It has incredible potential.
20. If you could be one of the characters in the tv series Bones who would you be? Booth, Sweets or Hodgins?
I do not know this series 😦
21. Would you describe yourself as handsome?
Not bad looking. Can scrub up well, when necessary.
22. What does fame mean to you?
It means being recognised by strangers. Not a good thing. I wouldn’t want fame.
23. Most awkward moment in highschool?
Setting my fringe on fire via a bunsen burner.
24. Most awkward moment on a date?
When you clearly instantly don’t get on. Exiting the situation as reasonably as possible.
25. What do you want right this second?
A decent bottle of red to be available in my kitchen.
26. Who was the last person you danced with?
My friend Kevin, in my flat. To Sinead O’Connor’s ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’.
27. Would you ever consider moving to Mars?
If it was inhabitable, and my friends went. And I could get there. Sure.
28. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.
29. Listening to?
Stevie Wonder’s ‘Do I Do’.
30. Staying in or going out for dinner?
Going out. But it has to be good food. Otherwise I’ll happily cook.
31. What was the last thing you cooked?
Salt and pepper pork.
32. What was the name of the last pet you owned?
Lulu.
33. Would you consider moving to another country when necessary for your job?
Absolutely.
34. Are you right or lefthanded?
Right.
35. How long are you in the shower in the mornings?
I bathe. I don’t like my shower.
36. Can you carry a tune?
Yes.
37. Would you say your a religious man?
Very much not.
38. Have you seen the movie Gigi?
No.
39. Given the choice would you want to be a vampire?
No.
40. Do you have large hands?
Smallish, but with a reasonable span.
41. What size feet do you have?
Size eight [UK].
42. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, though more often in the bath.
43. When was the last time you ate chocolate?
Last night.
44. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, and cheesy is good.
45. Ever eat a pierogi?
No, what is it?!(its a Polish savory delicacy)
46. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple crumble.
47. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
48. Do you believe in angels?
No.
49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Composer.
50. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing.
51. What was the last movie you watched?
Hugo.
52. Have you ever been to Alaska?
No.
53. Do you like to watch cooking programs?
Yes, very much.
54. Do you get nervous before a performance?
Often.
55. Which museum did you visit last?
British Museum.
56. What do you find annoying about yourself?
Many things. I’m impatient, stubborn, overly opinionated, judgemental, and sometimes quick-tempered.
57. Do you cut your toenails regularly?
I do, but with my fingernails, rather than with clippers.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Often.
59. Favourite George Michael song?
Hard – I have so many. I’ll say ‘A Different Corner’. Beautiful, and so melancholy.
60. Did you learn to do the moonwalk?
I have tried hard, and I cannot do it!
61. Most awkward twitter request?
Being asked for a date.
62. If you could be a Disney cartoon, which one would you be?
Pinnochio.
63. Can you curl your tongue?
Nope.
64. Favourite animal?
Cat.
65. Last concert you went?
Prom 43 on Monday, at the Royal Albert Hall: Stravinsky/Rachmaninov/Tchaikovsky. Stunning.
66. Ever been in love?
Yes.
67. Apples or pears?
Apples.
68. Superman or Batman?
Always Superman.
69. Do you laugh about your own jokes?
Yes. Nobody else does.(I do)
70. How important is humor in your relationship?
Essential.
71. Which Heroes (tv series) ability would you like to possess?
I know of the show but have not seen it. If one of them has flying ability, then I would like that. If not, then super brains.
72. Do you believe in the evolution theory?
Yes.
73. Have you ever been to a zoo?
Yes, London Zoo.
74. What was the last item you bought?
Wine.
75. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes, many times.
76. Do you believe the king is still alive? (Elvis)
No.
77. Do you believe that vampires are real?
No.
78. Have you seen one of the Twilight series?
Yes, shamelessly happy to say I saw one.
79. Rom-com or Horror?
Rom-com.
80. Have you done something you regret?
Yes, several things.
81. Favourite drink?
Bailey’s.
82. Sushi or Pizza?
Pizza.
83. Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Yes, a few years back. Delightful place.
84. Do you play other instruments?
Recorder. And oboe, very badly.
85. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot.
86. Are you patient?
Prone to being impatient, but getting better at patience as I get older.
87. Ebook or paperback?
Paperback. I like books.
88. iOS or Android?
iOS.
89. If you could ride a Formula-1 for which team it would be?
McLaren.
90. Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
91. Are you good at mathmatics?
Reasonably.
92. Pork or Beef?
Beef.
93. Which term of endearment did you use last?
Dear.
94. Which moviestar would you not mind to having breakfast with?
Michael Douglas.
95. Have you ever told a lie you wished you could take back?
Yes!
96. Blond or Brunette?
Brunette.
97. Did you think that answering 99 questions would be hard?
No, though it went surprisingly quickly.
98. What time you go to bed?
Late. After one normally.
99. Do you solemnly swear to have told the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
I’ll skip the God part, but yes, I swear to have told the truth.

Want to check out Williams awesome tunes:

http://www.williamhaviland.co.uk

https://m.youtube.com/user/williamhaviland

http://noisetrade.com/williamhaviland/music-box-a-piano-lullaby

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A letter

Dear D,

I know I have not written you in a long time and I am sorry I have been away. It was not my intention to neglect our friendship in any way but at least we did share a few words here and there. I regret mostly not keeping up to date with your writing. Its because I have been obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch and only him, its silly I know. I was right that he reminds me of you, well when he plays Sherlock he does. How have you been? Really? Will you not let your job become too demanding. Do you still love your morning coffee’s and do you remember our discussion on biscotti? Its been almost two years now you know? I remember it so clearly, it feels like two lifetimes has passed but I can still remember how we met and what we talked about. You always put a smile on my face and you still do, that has not changed. I love our funny chats and how you deliberately get the name wrong of Arastoo Vaziri. I just wanted to write you a letter like I used to and to tell you what you mean to me, remember? That that won’t change either, I promiss. Goodnight sweets, its your nose X

For Benedict

Recently became strangely obsessed in this unusually sexy man. His eyes are mesmerizing and his voice borders on rediculously molton. Intelligence trumps hotness. Sherlock Holmes is a superhero of another kind and he is so so hot

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I like him with his dark hair and in this role. he is an incredible talented actor in various different roles and he seems very down to earth, definitely a decent guy.

Lets discuss Sherlock. Weird I just recently come to watch this series. Martin Freeman is awesome as Watson. Sherlock Holmes has been played many times, and who does not have a soft spot for Robert but (taking a very deep sigh) Benedict is simply the best. For me he is it. Except for the violinplaying, he is perfect. Too bad there are only three episodes a season and there are currently only two of them. I look forward to season 3 that will start october 31st. It is a must see!

Yes, I have been Cumberbatched.

Arioso by William

Floating on a cloud surrounded by soft tones, light melodies and his tender ministrations on his piano.

He does not know how I admire him from afar, how he is my muse and how his music touches me when I am in a state of panick and when I am griefstricken he calmes me down.

Floating back to earth. I watch him play, so patiently. I wonder what goes through his mind, does the music have the same effect on him as it does to me? It looks so effortless, so painless and free.

This song (Arioso) on his new Album Music Box is definitely my favourite of all of the 16 lullabies. I hope I can persuade him to video this particular song for me and post it on youtube. Wouldn’t that be the cherry on my Orio Icecream dessert?

For a taste of the album:
http://open.spotify.com/album/0g4fVtuYAIHvvPLFMU7LNn

Arioso:
http://open.spotify.com/track/4xwwdNBkQ8bqjRvGrsyWnK

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Almost 100 with Robert

How to describe the most incredible hot guy I have had the privilage interviewing? He is oozing sexapeal, has a wicked mind and is delightfull in the…I imagine. Ladies & gentlemen I like to give you the opportunity to get to know the uber handsome Robert India, an Erotic marvel.

Email: eroticaeverywhere@gmail.com

Blog: www.EroticaEverywhere.com

Pinterest: pinterest.com/robertindia

Twitter:
@eroticrobert
@robertindiawrit
@robertspanksass

Almost 100 with Robert

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
LOL Yes, all my friends are hot!

2. Have you taken someone’s virginity?
Yes, it was great!

3. What are you excited for?
High heels with peep toes.

4. What happened this morning?
I jerked off in the shower.

5. What colour are your pants?
Yellow

6. When was the last time you had coffee?
Drinking it now!

7. When was the last time you had a nightmare?
2 days ago.

8. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Yes

9. Are you in a good mood?
Yes

10. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Threesome.

11. What are you going to spend money on next?
New tie

12. Are you having difficulty writing a new book?
No.

13. When was the last time you cried?
During Superman.

14. Would you ever want to swim naked?
Have done.

15. Who do you take after, your mom or your dad?
Dad.

16. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My last date.

17. Do you really, truly miss someone now?
Yes.

18. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Never.

19. How do you really feel about twitter?
Love it.

20. If you could be one of the characters in the mentalist who would you be? Jane, Rigsby or Cho?
Who?

21. Would you describe yourself as handsome?
Very.

22. What does fame mean to you?
More sex.

23. Most awkward moment in highschool?
Falling asleep in class.

24. Most awkward moment on a date?
Finding out my date smelt.

25. What do you want right this second?
A kiss.

26. Who was the last person you danced with?
Houseguest

27. Would you ever consider moving to Mars?
No

28. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.

29. Listening to?
Stevie Wonder

30. Do you tan in the nude?
Yes

31. What was the last thing you cooked?
Liver & onions.

32. What was the name of the last pet you owned?
Goldie.

33. Would you consider moving to another country when necessary for your job?
Yes.

34. Are you right or lefthanded?
Right.

35. How long are you in the shower in the mornings?
5 minutes.

36. Can you carry a tune?
No.

37. Would you say you a religious man?
No.

38. Have you seen the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
No.

39. Given the choice would you want to be a vampire?
Yes.

40. Do you have large hands?
Yes.

41. What size feet do you have?
11

42. Do you sing in the car?
Yes.

43. When was the last time you ate chocolate?
A few weeks back.

44. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Totally.

45. Ever eat a pierogi?
Hey? (Haha)

46. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple.

47. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

48. Do you believe in angels?
No.

49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Racing driver.

50. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing.

51. What was the last movie you watched?
Superman.

52. Have you ever been to Russia?
No.

53. Do you like to watch cooking programs?
Yes.

54. Do you find answering these questions difficult?
No.

55. Which museum did you visit last?
Dublin Museum Modern Art.

56. When were you last annoyed by something/someone?
Right now (Not by me right?)

57. Do you cut your toenails regularly?
I have a pedi every other week.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes.

59. Favourite George Michael song?
Careless Whisper.

60. Did you learn to do the moonwalk?
Yes.

61. Most awkward twitter request?
Cock pic!

62. If you could be a Disney cartoon, which one would you be?
Goofy.

63. Can you curl your tongue?
During certain times……(oh boy)

64. Favourite animal?
Dog.

65. Last concert you went?
Bob Dylan.

66. Ever been in love?
Yes.

67. Apples or pears?
Pears.

68. Superman or Batman?
Batman.

69. Have you ever watched a soap opera on tv?
No.

70. Jimmy Choo or Louboutin?
Bouties !

71. Which Heroes (tv series) ability would you would like to possess?
Superman. (Yes you are!)

72. Do you believe in the evolution theory?
Yes.

73. Have you ever been to a zoo?
Yes.

74. What was the last item you bought? Sunglasses.

75. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Never.

76. Do you believe the king is still alive? (Elvis)
No!

77. Do you believe that vampires are real?
No!

78. Have you seen one of the Twilight series?
Sadly….yes!

79. Rom-com or Horror?
Horror.

80. Have you done something you regret?
Way to many times!

81. Favourite drink?
Whisky

82. Sushi or Pizza?
Pizza.

83. Have you ever been to Italy?
Yes, I love Italy.

84. Do you know how to play an instrument?
I wish I could play the guitar.

85. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot black tea.

86. Are you patient?
No, I’m restless.

87. Ebook or paperback?
Ebook for convenience.

88. iOS or Android?
Iphone!

89. If you could ride a Formula-1 for which team it would be?
Ferrari.

90. Which are better black or green olives?
Green.

91. Are you good at mathmatics?
No, but I have a great PA.

92. Pork or Beef?
Beef.

93. Which term of endearment did you use last?
Bless him.

94. Which moviestar would you not mind to having breakfast with?
Christian Bale, woof!!!!

95. Have you ever told a lie you wished you could take back?
Yes, faked orgasm!

96. Blond or Brunette?
Brunette.

97. Did you like this interview?
Loved it, but then the interviewer is a hottie!
(That would be me, woohoo!!)

98. What time you go to bed?
11pm ish

99. Do you solemnly swear to have told the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
I am God! (Again, yes you are!)

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Almost 100 with BadgerTheReader

Thank you sir Steve for joining the fellow poets & writers in answering a long string of almost 100 question. We twitter followers of @BadgerTheReader would like to know more about the writer behind the amazing Angelicus stories on www.opusangelicus.com
A very talented and incredibly romantic soul!

Thanks honey! Well, let’s do this!

(And I’ll try to be brief – honest!)

Steve xxx

Almost 100 with BadgertheReader

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged (not including me)?
Oh definitely NOT! It was to my boss and he’s not my type!

2. Have you taken someone’s virginity?
Sadly, no. What a great gift to be given.

3. What are you excited for?
Ooh going on holidays, new toys…I’m a big kid, I love toys!

4. What happened this morning?
Actually, I made a charming and delightful new friend!

5. What colour are your pants?
D’you mean underpants? Today is bright red! (if you want, yes)

6. When was the last time you had coffee?
First thing this morning, gotta kick start the system!

7. When was the last time you had a nightmare?
Oh gosh, a long time ago. Can’t really remember, I have happy (naughty) dreams.

8. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
I don’t doubt it. Everything changes.

9. Are you in a good mood?
Yes I am! It takes a lot to bring me down.

10. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Maybe go out for a drink or stay in and watch a movie on disc. See how the mood takes us.

11. What are you going to spend money on next?
I’d love to get a new TiVo box for the tele or a new camera, but it’ll probably be just bills!

12. Are you having difficulty writing a new poem?
Not really, although I’m more prose with occasional splashes of poetry. It’s just finding the time!

13. When was the last time you cried?
Watching Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables. She sang so beautifully and poured so much emotion into it.

14. Would you ever want to swim naked?
Oh God yes!

15. Who do you take after, your mom or your dad?
Dad for looks and Mum for temperament.

16. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Something a contestant said on ‘The Chase’ (uk tv quiz show)

17. Do you really, truly miss someone now?
At this precise moment? Yes, very much so.

18. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Always write my notes in pencil.

19. How do you really feel about twitter?
I love it! I would never have started writing without it and I’ve made some truly lovely friends on there.

20. If you could be one of the characters in Bones who would you be? Booth, Sweets or Hodgins?
Booth! He’s the man!

21. What colour are your eyes?
Variable! It depends on my mood and the lighting.

22. What does fame mean to you?
Ooh tough one! I suppose I’d enjoy it really. It would be very flattering to be well known.

23. Most awkward moment in highschool?
Blimey! That was a long time ago! I guess it was when I found I was the only boy in a class of 30 girls! They were all very nice to me though. I got a lot of attention!!

24. Most awkward moment on a date?
Realising we had nothing in common and nothing to talk about. It was a blind date.

25. What do you want right this second?
To be with the one I love.

26. Who was the last person you danced with?
My wife

27. Would you ever consider moving to Mars?
No. I wouldn’t mind a visit though!

28. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely!!

29. Listening to?
Ooh, all sorts! I love music. Anything from classical to heavy metal.

30. Do you tan in the nude?
lol! Good Lord no! Last time I lay on the beach to tan, 30 Greenpeace people tried to push me back into the water!

31. What was the last thing you cooked?
A nice big brunch! Bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns. I’m a great short order cook.

32. What was the name of the last pet you owned?
Honey

33. If you could make love to a real angel would you?
In a heartbeat!

34. Are you right or lefthanded?
Right

35. How long are you in the shower in the mornings?
I guess about 10 minutes or so.

36. Can you carry a tune?
Well I don’t think so, at least not on my own. My wife says I’m ok though.

37. Would you say your a religious man?
Yes I would. I have studied quite a few of the major ones and the message is the same.

38. Have you seen the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
No I haven’t. I’ve seen Breakfast on Pluto though, that was good.

39. Do you like to cook?
Yes. But as I said, nothing fancy. I do a mean steak and I’m pretty good at cakes too.

40. Do you have large hands?
Not really. They’re just average I suppose.

41. What size feet do you have?
UK 10

42. Do you sing in the car?
I have been known to belt out the odd number to accompany the radio.

43. When was the last time you ate chocolate?
This morning actually and I will again this evening, I love chocolate!

44. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Not at all! One of my all time favourite movies is Moulin Rouge! Roxxxannne! Lol!

45. Ever eat a pierogi?
I had to look that up! No I haven’t but it sounds delicious now I know what it is!

46. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry pie (I loved Twin Peaks)

47. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Never seen one but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. (I agree)

48. Do you believe in angels?
Yes indeed.

49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Pilot, scientist, lighthouse keeper…didn’t end up as any of them though.

50. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing but a smile!

51. What was the last movie you watched?
On disc, The Guard starring Brendan Gleeson. In the cinema, Iron Man Three.

52. Have you ever been to Russia?
No, but I’d love to.

53. Do you like to watch cooking programs?
I like Saturday Kitchen Live but don’t watch any others. (That James sure is hot!)

54. Do you find answering these questions difficult?
Not at all, I think they’re great fun!

55. Which museum have you visited the last?
The Maritime Museum in The Albert Dock, Liverpool

56. When were you last annoyed by something/someone?
Anytime I see or hear intolerant fanatical people, regardless of race or religion.

57. Do you cut your toenails?
Yes I cut them, I certainly couldn’t bite them lol! (Quite right)

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes I have…Yes I have *smile*

59. Favourite George Michael song?
Kissing A Fool, his vocal range is fabulous in this one.

60. Did you learn to do the moonwalk?
No *laughing* I can just about manage normal walking! (Right leg up, forward, down. Left leg up, forward, down…)

61. Most awkward twitter request/comment?
Can’t say I’ve ever had one to be honest. I’m VERY broad minded.

62. If you could be a Disney cartoon, which one would you be?
Gosh these questions are good, they really make you think! I’ll go Buzz Lightyear I reckon or Carl Fredricksen from UP

63. Can you curl your tongue?
No, afraid not.

64. Favourite animal?
Cows! They’re just great!

65. Last concert you went?
Tom Jones, great show. (In fact that’s the only one I’ve been to)

66. Ever been in love?
Oh yes and still am. Hopelessly.

67. Appels or pears?
Um, um, both, but if I have to choose – pears. (Sorry apples, I still love you!)

68. Superman or Batman?
Batman. He’s much darker.

69. Have you ever watched a soap opera on tv?
Yes, Dallas.

70. Your true opinion on Oprah Winfrey?
Can’t say I watch her much but she seems ok.

71. Which Hero (tv serie) ability would you would like to posess?
Sylar, then I get to have the lot!

72. Do you believe in the evolution theory?
Yes

73. Have you ever been to a zoo?
Yes, but it saddens me to see magnificent animals in cages.

74. What was the last item you bought?
A new coffee machine.

75. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No

76. Do you believe the king is still alive? (Elvis)
No. Never was a big fan of his anyway.

77. Do you believe that vampires are real?
Sure, why not. Like ghosts, never met one but that doesn’t prove anything. Love to be one though!

78. Have you seen one of the Twilight series?
Not yet but I’ve got the box set to watch. It’s on my to do list.

79. Rom-com or Horror?
Horror. I will watch rom-com but given the choice…

80. Have you done something you regret?
Yes, usually if I’ve hurt someone’s feelings.

81. Favourite drink?
Benedictine & Brandy or Absinthe

82. Sushi or Pizza?
Pizza

83. Have you ever been to Italy?
Yes. I actually lived and worked there for 7 months a few years ago.

84. Do you know how to play an instrument?
Sadly, no. I can play silly buggers from time to time if that counts. No? Thought not.

85. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot

86. Are you patient?
I have the patience of Job, especially if I’m trying to teach or explain something to someone.

87. Ebook or paperback?
E Book I much prefer them for their convenience and for making notes on them, I’d never write on a real book!

88. iOS or Android?
I don’t know. Whatever it is on my BlackBerry.

89. If you could ride a Formula-1 for which team it would be?
I’m afraid I don’t follow motor sports so I wouldn’t know. You choose, I’ll drive. *smile* (that would be Ferrari)

90. Which are better black or green olives?
Yuck! Both as bad as each other!

91. Are you good at mathmatics?
Not at all. Managed to go *mumble* years so far without even knowing my times tables. Pure dunce at maths!

92. Pork or Beef?
Beef, if I really had to pick one.

93. Which term of endearment did you use as last?
My darling girl. I’m very loving and affectionate so I use many and frequently.

94. Which moviestar would you not mind to have breakfast with?
I’m going with Billy Bob Thornton on this. He was brilliant in Bad Santa! Though if it’s a morning after breakfast, then Angelina Jolie.

95. Have you ever told a lie you wished you could take back?
Yes I have.

96. Blond or Brunette?
Brunette. Though to be honest, at my age with my looks, I wouldn’t turn them down even if they were bald!

97. Did you like this interview?
Oh I’ve enjoyed it immensely! It’s been great fun and I’m honoured to have participated! Thank you!

98. What time you go to bed?
Around midnight usually, unless I’m really pooped and then it’s earlier

99. Do you solemnly swear to have told the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
I do so swear! It’s all true, every word! Honest to God!

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